Apple Cider Vinegar Shampoo

Shower time, clear your mind.

Contemporary theory essay:

Spiritual misery, surveillance capitalism and cyber

Psychosis. That seems apt.

Postcolonial theory essay:

Grievability and martyrology.

You’d better email Dr Haddow, hadn’t you?

Iron out a skeleton, check for self-plagiarism,

Find an anchor:

Rachel Corrie seems as good a martyr as any.

She’s back now. Not Rachel.

She gave you that, right?

She’d follow you in here;

The bedroom was boring and lonely.

“You have oily hair, sweet.

Try this for me, it’s cleansing.”

And she smiled.

And of course she was right;

She was about most things.

Speaking of hair, I remember hers as red.

Of course, she got through half the rainbow,

But I guess it was red at Leuchars,

When she waved goodbye from the window

And signalled we’d stopped. Paused, I hope.

Remember that little dance she’d do?

Every day, yeah.

Clearly apple cider vinegar doesn’t cleanse everything.

Apple cider seems to help, though.