Happy Holidays, Happy Holidays

Max! How have you been? How’s uni?

Good, good, I love it there. Beautiful place, it is.

You look well, have you lost weight?

Yes, yes, I think so,

I’ve lost my appetite recently.

That’s not like you.

Yes, yes, I know, I’m not sure what’s come over me. I’m on my fourth belt notch now.

You’re quiet, that’s not like you at all.

Yes, yes, I know, I’m tired of saying the same thing.

Would you like a drink? It might brighten up that sour face.

Please. Don’t mind if I do.

You always were a moody thing.

Yes, yes, I know, pay me no mind everyone

And Merry Christmas.